This is History

Primer cuento:
Last night my boyfriend told me that it was raining so I'v take some clothes and went out with my umbrella...
... ella ella eh eh eh! When I saw him singing this song I started to feel so hot, like a little pussy cat playing with a ball, and I decided to shout...
... and eat! I was in a fashion restaurant and my boyfriend don't eat the chiken al chilindron. I was very disappointed with him. I decided to break up with him because I was hasta los mismisimos cojones. He cryed...
... because it is in class of Deutsche and it don't undestand nothing so it has very bad rolling in general, but the repent it think that...
... I was thinking. When my mother call me I've fell so sad, my finger was dirty and my ass's hole it was became big and bigger...
... It was as big as an elephant, so without any doubt I sicked this dick. It was really flavored and tasty, but suddenly something wet fall into my face, so I asked him for his tongue...
... It was inside my mouth and it was moving very fast. I was excited nd I hit him with a stick. But I forgive him because he is a beutiful boy, and I say him: go out, master!...
... At the first it isn't sure, but then it says: from lost to the river and go and fuck with it dog in the ass, however appear...
... off line, so he put on his computer and opened the messenger to talk with the sucking girl...
... She smiled and at the same time started to clap her hands like a crazy clown (for example Krusty)...
... And I ate a Krusty Burger and I stayed like god. I thought that I got to lose weightand run and run to my house. I was watching Big Brother and I see two persons fucking like mad people...
... at the end it fall in love with it dog and go to Ammsterdam to smoke grass and fly it's happy forever.



Segunda historia:
Egta é la igtoria duna niña que me bailaba las faldas cuando me iba de togtis con los colegones...
... y las litronas en casa Manoli, jartándonos de gallinejas y esbozando unas sonrisicas acompasadas de unas buenas risotás!..
... Y un servidor la dijo: ven pacá moza que te voy a untar vaselina ne el coño con la punta la poya! Y claro, la zagala se achantó y se fue pa sus tierras, que la tocaba cuidar del ganao...
... Le preguntaron: mooooza, tu eres la chica la sole no? Y la moza dijo claro majo soy la que se fue pa Madrid cuando se quedo preñá del mozo del pescatero, entodavía...
... no macuerdo del careto la juani cuando se vino su primo a mi pueblo a recoger pépinos, solo macuerdo del viaje en otubús...
... plagaico de zagalas. Qué buen ratejo pasamos todos echando unos bailables! la moza mejor se me arrejuntó y la dije: gachís! Que te via pedir pa Reyes!...
... y eso que el muchacho ya tenia 35 años, pero cuando un apañero le arreó una otia que le vistó de torero, dejó el dinte partío abajo de la almoá pa que le trajera el raton cien pehetas pa la feria, que empezaba entro de na. Pero el pobre se queó sin feria...
... y le dijo venta pacá moza que yo te voy a dar diversión de la buena, venta a mi corral qe te enseño los marranos y to lo que haga falta bonica...
... Bonicos tus ojos, bonicos tus morros, bonica tú eres entre todas las mujerses...
... eres tú mi compañera, a la que yo más me entrego...
... Cerrád las portás y soltá los galgos, que ya tamos tós!!!